Twat nozzle
noun - a jerk, a dick. So repugnant in words, acts and/or deeds, that they are only good enough to hide in moist, dank nasty places. Worse than your average dick-head.
Can you believe what a jerk he was today? What a twat nozzle!
Twat-nozzle
Respectful female or female in respectful position/class.
Good morning twat-nozzle,the coffee sure is tasty today.