twatograph
The unmistakable imprint of the female genitalia left upon the bedsheets after sex. As unique as a fingerprint.
These are new sheets, and you left a twatograph on them, you sassy little hottie!
Twatographer
One who photographs female reproductive genitalia for either medical or recreational purposes.
My friend wants to make a boudoir book for her girlfriend, so she’d like to hire a twatographer. Do you know a good one?