Bitch, I bought you lobster!
Men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. A way of telling a woman that she doesn't appreciate all the things her partner does.
Susan: "Jesus, Jeremie! How hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"