Twenty Footer
Something that looks good from a distance, but up close it just does not look that good.
Yo, Jim's ho is a good twenty footer but get up close and ouch!
or,
Jim's ride is a good twenty footer but up close it's a rusted roach.
or,
Jim's ride is a good twenty footer but up close it's a rusted roach.
twenty footer
a bull dyke so egregiously masculine that she can be spotted twenty feet away
that chick is such a twenty footer she makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Miss America
Twenty-footer
A girl that only looks good from twenty feet or more.
I thought she was hot until I got up close and saw the wart on her nose. She was a twenty-footer.