twenty-two
When a man is kicked in the testicles, resulting in blackouts, inability to walk, and a jelhon.
"That guy got twenty-twoed."
twenty-two
The second funniest number in existance. Can be used to answer almost any question. The number really just has a decent ring about it
joe:"man how much longer do we have to wait?"
tim: "about twenty-two minutes"
joe:"lol twenty-two"
tim: "about twenty-two minutes"
joe:"lol twenty-two"
Twenty twos
22 inch wheels used to modify an automobile that typically is fitted with smaller wheels.
Man I just put twenty twos on my ride.
It is a bitchin ride now
It is a bitchin ride now
Twenty two
The worst number ever. To Catch 22 is the impossibility to win
They gonna catch twenty two for fucking me over
Twenty Two
A low caliber rifle, very little destructive power.
Brian shot me in the head with his .22 and I walked away
Twenty Two-Sticks
A way in which to say "2011". This is effective because "11" resembles two sticks.
Man 1: Happy Twenty Two-Sticks, bro.
Man 2: Sounds like a plan.
Man 2: Sounds like a plan.
twenty-two and a half
an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!
"i will be back in twenty-two and a half"
"okay..."
"okay..."