Twiddle-Dicking
When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.
Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.
Twiddle-Dicking
When two men stand with penises erect and using NO HANDS, twirl their beef whistles around each at no less than 3 revolutions per second using agressive hip gyration. The object is to not allow your piss weasel to graze the other mans during rotation.
"Frank, im bored. How about a friendly game of Twiddle-Dicking... best 2 outta three?"
Twiddle Dick
Moving you penis in a side to side motion very quickly; A form of Grinding.
Josh was doing the Twiddle dick while grinding on Stacy and she was loving it.
Twiddle Dick
A twiddle dick is the opposite of a chode. Almost physically impossible, this penis goes inside the body, almost like a vagina, except not. Twiddle. Inward. PENIS
I couldn't have sex with him because he had a twiddle dick!
Dick Twiddling
The act of not doing anything productive. When someone is "Dick Twiddling" they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.
Johnny, stop your dick twiddling and pay attention to the road!
or
What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?
or
What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?
Dick-twiddle
A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.
Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)