Twiddle Diddle
What they used to call balls.
Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.
diddle twiddle
getting a bitch to slob on your knob.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.
"I need to get my diddle twiddled"
"Why wont any girls twiddle with my diddle?"
"Why wont any girls twiddle with my diddle?"
twiddle my diddle stick
To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.
Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!
Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...
Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...