Bitchless Thursday
Weekly holiday created by Annie Marshall of Maryland, observed by refraining from bitching, complaining, ingratitude and pessimism on Thursdays. Currently popular in Central and Western Maryland, and spreading quickly to other regions.
It's Bitchless Thursday! Which must mean it's polka-lessons-down-the-C&O-Canal-tow-path-before-it-gets-too-hot day.