twinsplaining
Complaining about any new episode of Twin Peaks by die-hard Twin Peaks fan that, well, expected a decent storyline from David Lynch compatible with his teenage memories. Average Twinsplainer is male, about fifty years old and never watched Twin Peaks, not even in his teens, but he does remember he watched something that resembled it and insists it WAS Twin Peaks, not just a dream.. You cannot get away with those tricks yet another time, David Lynch! is a favorite twinsplainer motto. Twinsplainers are the same people who don't own a tellie at every party, and yet think being glued to a computerscreen is somehow more esthetic.
Did you twinsplain yet about that new rift in the occult void?
O man Trump is really twinsplaining his way out of that press conference!
O man Trump is really twinsplaining his way out of that press conference!