twisted at the dick
When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.
Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.
twist a dick
An informal way of telling one to go fuck off.
Chris: Bro your drinking my beer.
Travis: Why don't you go twist a dick, trick ass buster.
Travis: Why don't you go twist a dick, trick ass buster.