Twister Piss
The stream of urine that flows from the male member following coitus that seems to go nowhere, and yet everywhere at the same time.
After I did sex to the woman, I took the customary twister piss. Per the usual, it went everywhere except the toilet.
piss twister
One who is full of themselves and a smartypants
That guy over there, with the big mouth: he's such a piss twister