Bitch Machine
The machine used to make Barbies
My little sister bought some Barbies fresh off the bitch machine this weekend.
Bitch Machine
Exercise machine; elliptical. Often used by weak minded men, always used by women.
Did you see that douche on the bitch machine?
Look next to the treadmills, do you see that beautiful woman on the bitch machine?
Look next to the treadmills, do you see that beautiful woman on the bitch machine?
God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine
1.) Underground tightly regimented politcal freedom/anarchist organisation, located in an undergroud secret volcano layer underneath the rolling pasture of Fallbrook. AKA G.A.S.O.B.M.
2.) An extremely potent and scrumptious alcoholic beverage created by above said group. To make, obtain extra large carls jr. cup. Add 4 shots of Smirnoff citrus, one redbull energy drink, 6 shots of X-rated liquer, and filled to the brim with pineapple-orange juice. Serve chilled.
2.) An extremely potent and scrumptious alcoholic beverage created by above said group. To make, obtain extra large carls jr. cup. Add 4 shots of Smirnoff citrus, one redbull energy drink, 6 shots of X-rated liquer, and filled to the brim with pineapple-orange juice. Serve chilled.
"God's Anti Son-of-a-Bitch Machine is responsible for all acts of vandalism in Sounthern California, manufacturing of explosive devices, kidnapping, distillation, theft, raids, and other questionable activity of the dubious teenager sort."
"I love to chug GASOBM's at all times of the day"
"I love to chug GASOBM's at all times of the day"
time machine bitches
1.)People who always talk about their past and the happy shit they did.
2.)Ignorant people who don't know much about the new generation.
3.)Ignorant people who are always excited to see new smartphones,new gadgets and they can't stop playing it because of amazement
2.)Ignorant people who don't know much about the new generation.
3.)Ignorant people who are always excited to see new smartphones,new gadgets and they can't stop playing it because of amazement
1.)Time machine bitches always talkin bout the old days,when they was hot and tourin with the Ojay's.
2.)Whoah!I asked Anna to open the heater but yeah,I forgot she is a time machine bitch.
3.)I'm sorry I didn't call you the whole day,cause those time machine bitches are enjoying all the apps on my iPhone
2.)Whoah!I asked Anna to open the heater but yeah,I forgot she is a time machine bitch.
3.)I'm sorry I didn't call you the whole day,cause those time machine bitches are enjoying all the apps on my iPhone