Twisto
Drunk
I was twisto last night.
Twisto
The act of when someone watches, reads or listens to something so cringey or terrible they get an erection (See 87 Degree Taco For Females) that their penis twists into a knot and is stuck like that until it falls or is removed via botched laser surgery.
I was watching some Japenese 101 and I got a major Twisto.