bitchmedonkey
An exclamation of dismay, surprise, or disbelief; made by combining "don't pinch me" and the German word "danke." Legend has it that bitchmedonkey was born when someone incorrectly overheard these two phrases in rapid succession.
"You forgot to bring Final Fantasy today? Aw, bitchmedonkey!"
"Bitchmedonkey! My locker won't open again!"
"Bitchmedonkey! My locker won't open again!"