twittociate
A twitter follower whom you do not know, so calling them a friend would make you look lame. It can not be called a relationship, because that sounds creepy. But not as creepy as 'we follow each other on twitter', which borders along the lines of acid-induced rambling to those not familiar with twitter.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Not only do I feel that my client is not guilty of mopery, all of my twittociates concur. Therefore, there is little debate because, after all, I have a twitter ranking of 89.