twizel dick
A person that has a zigzag shaped penis that thinks with his member rather than his brain and/or a who is an absolute complete clueless pure foolish ignorant assh**e of a person, usually a man but sometimes can be a woman.
Damn, Steven is such a twizel dick. He sent me Dick pics to try and prove he's better than my boyfriend when I told him I'm in a long term relationship.