Twizler
A follower of the emo band Twiztid. Twizlers are typically former Juggalos that jumped on Twiztids bandwagon after they left psychopathic records when they became more of an emo rock band and started promoting self mutilation. A large majority of Twizlers like to spend their time crying online, about the fresh things Juggalos do.
They are largely homosexual and follow the preaching YouTube videos of a herb named chuck reeves who would not have a life if it wasn’t for his twizler status.
Twizlers can usually be found offering sexual favors for merchandise at MNE shows.
The term 17%er was created by Twizlers as a form of diss to Juggalos. The Juggalos embraced the term 17%er and made it fresh as Juggalos are know to do.
A twizlers favorite toy is the MNE fidget spinner.
They are largely homosexual and follow the preaching YouTube videos of a herb named chuck reeves who would not have a life if it wasn’t for his twizler status.
Twizlers can usually be found offering sexual favors for merchandise at MNE shows.
The term 17%er was created by Twizlers as a form of diss to Juggalos. The Juggalos embraced the term 17%er and made it fresh as Juggalos are know to do.
A twizlers favorite toy is the MNE fidget spinner.
You can’t be serious with a twizler.
twizler
tall and red ....................redneck duhhhh
Damn, that twizler is such a goddamn redneck. Aww, shit it's my friend Rob.
pink twizler
when you are getting a blow job, and you cant control any of your muscles, then your girl sticks her pinkey up your butt. since you dont have any control of your muscles you poop all on her.
i was getting a blow job from stacy and she stuck her finger up my butt, i pink twizlered all up on her.
twizler nips
When someone twist your nips so bad they stay like that and look like twizlers.
Ahhh, my nips feel like twizler nips after you twisted them.
german twizler
A german twizleris when a german or german looking man takes a swirly and very uncomftorable poo, then forces his sex partner to eat it as she/he would a twizler.
Man 1: Wow i made my gf eat a german twizler yesterday.
Man 2: Wow! i ate one yesterday!
Awkward pause...
Man 1: Dude, thats just wrong. I can smell it in your breath...
Man 3: MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE!!!
Man 2: Wow! i ate one yesterday!
Awkward pause...
Man 1: Dude, thats just wrong. I can smell it in your breath...
Man 3: MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE!!!
Vanilla Twizler
A fetish masturbation technique, in which a male lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis positioned directly above his face, in order to attempt to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizler in the break room.
Snicker twizler
The act of sticking a snickers bar up her/him and giving it a good old twizle
“Hey girl do you want a twizle from a snicker?”. “Oh yes please daddy”. “Alright then al giv ye a good old snicker twizler bitch”