tony two bags

Trea Turner's favorite player, Anthony Rendon, also known as the best 3rd baseman in baseball. Plays for the best team in the MLB, the Washington Nationals.

And Tony Two Bags, living up to his name, has hit yet another double! Bring us your backpack emojis!

two bag fuck

When someone with a nice body but is so ugly that you need two bags before you would have sex with them.

One on her face and one on your own just in case hers falls off.

"Gee wizz! Jessica sure does have a nice body" -Guy 1
"Quite the two bag fuck, my good sir." - Guy 2

Texas Two-Bag

The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.

"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"

"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."

tony two bags

Nickname for the waste of money Anthony Rendon, who plays for the Los Angeles Angels.

Tony two bags finally got a hit after going hit less for the whole season.

Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

Two paper bag job

A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off.

Mmm... two paper bag job, is she?

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

俚语	two bagging
释义	tony two bags Trea Turner's favorite player, Anthony Rendon, also known as the best 3rd baseman in baseball. Plays for the best team in the MLB, the Washington Nationals. And Tony Two Bags, living up to his name, has hit yet another double! Bring us your backpack emojis! two bag fuck When someone with a nice body but is so ugly that you need two bags before you would have sex with them. One on her face and one on your own just in case hers falls off. "Gee wizz! Jessica sure does have a nice body" -Guy 1 "Quite the two bag fuck, my good sir." - Guy 2 Texas Two-Bag The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body. "When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly" "Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag." tony two bags Nickname for the waste of money Anthony Rendon, who plays for the Los Angeles Angels. Tony two bags finally got a hit after going hit less for the whole season. Two bags of hammered dog shit someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits. "Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?" "Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit." Two paper bag job A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off. Mmm... two paper bag job, is she? distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse. "Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"
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