two bills
200 as in 200 pounds, etc.
that fat bitch was pushin two bills, but it didn't stop Larry from knockin' it out.
Two Bill Jill
Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.
"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."
Two Bill Jill
Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.
"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."
two dollar bill
n. A U.S. banknote worth $2 featuring Thomas Jefferson. Contrary to popular assumption, most two dollar bills are actually worth exactly $2, since they are still being made. Their widespread usage along with the reduction of the one dollar bill is the only way for the one dollar coin to get into circulation.
Cashier: Is this a two dollar bill?
Customer: Why, yes it is.
Cashier: Wow, thanks! I collect these.
Customer: Why? They're only worth two dollars.
Cashier: No, they're not. They stopped making these a long time ago.
Customer: They are still being made. In fact, the bill clearly says "Series 2003A." I just picked up a whole bunch at a bank yesterday.
Cashier: Ok, but what am I supposed to do with this?
Customer: Why don't you give it out as change?
Cashier: I never would have thought of that. This way, I will only need to give away two bills for change of $3 instead of three singles!
Customer: Why don't you use a Presidential dollar coin instead of a dollar bill?
Cashier: Oh yeah, I got one of those today. Now I only have to give away one bill and one coin for $3 of change.
Customer: The dollar coin can be used everywhere, and the two dollar bill everywhere except vending machines.
Cashier: That sucks, maybe they will change that.
Customer: Let's hope so. Can I have my change now?
Cashier: Oh yeah, here you go. Now get the hell out of here.
Customer: Why, yes it is.
Cashier: Wow, thanks! I collect these.
Customer: Why? They're only worth two dollars.
Cashier: No, they're not. They stopped making these a long time ago.
Customer: They are still being made. In fact, the bill clearly says "Series 2003A." I just picked up a whole bunch at a bank yesterday.
Cashier: Ok, but what am I supposed to do with this?
Customer: Why don't you give it out as change?
Cashier: I never would have thought of that. This way, I will only need to give away two bills for change of $3 instead of three singles!
Customer: Why don't you use a Presidential dollar coin instead of a dollar bill?
Cashier: Oh yeah, I got one of those today. Now I only have to give away one bill and one coin for $3 of change.
Customer: The dollar coin can be used everywhere, and the two dollar bill everywhere except vending machines.
Cashier: That sucks, maybe they will change that.
Customer: Let's hope so. Can I have my change now?
Cashier: Oh yeah, here you go. Now get the hell out of here.
queer as a two dollar bill
Direct insult. Pertaining to but not a sexual insult to any gender or sexual orientation. Anything cheesy or corny may also be refered to as bbeing queer as a two dollar bill
He was wearing a fanny pack at the zoo which I thought to be as queer as a two dollar bill!