Two cocks
someone who is particularly stupid or dense.
He must be a right "two cocks" because you don't get that stupid sat at home playing with just one!
Two Cock Mouth
A term given to describe a woman who is (or appears to be) of easy virtue whilst possessing a particularly large mouth.
One which looks like it could comfortably accommodate two cocks simultaneously.
One which looks like it could comfortably accommodate two cocks simultaneously.
‘What do you think of that Katie Price?’
‘Na she’s not my type, she looks like she’s got a two cock mouth.’
‘Na she’s not my type, she looks like she’s got a two cock mouth.’
Two Cock Garage
A synonym for one's mouth.
Wife: I think we should go to the store.
Husband: I think you should shut your two cock garage.
Husband: I think you should shut your two cock garage.
I Have Two Cocks
A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.
First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
"I Have Two Cocks"
Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks
Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks
Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.
modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"
Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
Two-headed cock muncher
A flaming homosexual that munches on cock.
Zac efron is a two-headed cock muncher.
Tom Tom Take Two-Cock
An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.
"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"