TWO FISTED DICK
Someone who terrorizes bald men on the highway.
Bald man driving down the road gets bottled in by a truck. Two fisted dick behind bald man's vehicle blows horn, threatens violence.
two fist dick
A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.
My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.