Two Headed Dragon
Two people sharing the same article of clothing in order to better shelter themselves from a hazard. This clothing must either have no zipper, or be zipped up all the way.
It was raining and he didn't have a jacket, so we both wore my sweater and pulled a two headed dragon.
The pirates were going to kill the two midgets, but one midget stood on the other's shoulders underneath a trench coat and they seemed gigantic. The pirates were scared off by the two headed dragon.
The pirates were going to kill the two midgets, but one midget stood on the other's shoulders underneath a trench coat and they seemed gigantic. The pirates were scared off by the two headed dragon.
Brazilian Two-headed Dragon
When, while eating out a girl's asshole, she farts in your mouth, but you hold it in your mouth and she gives you head. As you climax, she holds a lighter to your mouth and takes her dick out of your mouth. When you cum, stretch your arms out and roar, breathing onto the lighter flame and lighting the fart, and perform a cumshot on her face, thus mimicing a two-headed dragon.
"Mate, why does your breath smell of burnt shit?"
"Oh sorry man, Lucy made me do my Brazilian Two-headed Dragon impression."
"...that's fucked up, dude."
"Oh sorry man, Lucy made me do my Brazilian Two-headed Dragon impression."
"...that's fucked up, dude."