two in the canoe
Finger blasting. Double clicking the mouse. Gettin' your rocks off. Or just fool on fooling around.
Two in the canoe acurately describes two fingers stimulating a vagina... Whether it be mutual play or self pleasure.
Disclaimer: Not just for Canadian pleasure.
Two in the canoe acurately describes two fingers stimulating a vagina... Whether it be mutual play or self pleasure.
Disclaimer: Not just for Canadian pleasure.
How'd your night go last night?
"Oh man, there was two in the canoe and it was a god damned dream come true!!"
"Oh man, there was two in the canoe and it was a god damned dream come true!!"
Tony Two Canoes
A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
Tony Two Canoes
A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
Tony Two Canoes
A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
Tony Two Canoes
A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
two seater douche canoe
One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.
That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe