Two in the Tank
Slang: An upper decker - When one defecates into the tank of a toilet as a prank, so that until all the poop dissolves, poop water flushes the toilet. A popular facet of "not my house."
Yo lets go out to that party at 18th and bro and two in the tank!
Two chops and a tank
Growing out your side burns, pork chops, an mustache to create one combined slice of heaven. Must have a carved out foo man an neck beard to be official. Don't be surprised when you rock this work of art to get multiple explicit requests from random women.
Two chops and a tank