Two Minute Noodle

A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.

Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.

Two Minute Noodle

A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless

JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day

BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.

Two-Minute-Noodle

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".

No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.

two minute noodles

hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats

two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die
hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind

俚语	two minute noodle
释义	Two Minute Noodle A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation. Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night. Girl 2: Did you sleep with him? Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick. Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle. Two Minute Noodle A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys. Two-Minute-Noodle A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle". No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was. two minute noodles hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind
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