Two's day
The date of the 22nd of February, 2022, also known as 22/2/2022 or 2/22/2022. This day just so happens to fall on a Tuesday, hence the pun. Not to be confused with Twosday.
On this day... well... I don't know - do what you want. I mean, what did you do on 11/11/2011?
On this day... well... I don't know - do what you want. I mean, what did you do on 11/11/2011?
1. "I can't wait until Two's day."
2. "Ikr dude its gonna be so anti-climactic!"
2. "Ikr dude its gonna be so anti-climactic!"
two days
Used by men to describe a particularly unclean woman to another man who is interested in her. Unclean can be taken just about any way you wish, however it usually refers to an STD or a pungent odor.
Comes from the amount of days it will take to get the smell of her vagina off of your hand.
Comes from the amount of days it will take to get the smell of her vagina off of your hand.
Jimmy, you don't want anything to do with that girl. She's got two days.
Two Day Rule
The method of swooning the female into submission by implementing a mobile communication routine that allows conversation to become more interesting by only conversing bi-daily, thus completing the task above.
"Hey, Glen, did you text that girl tonight?"
"Nah, bro, I'm using the two day rule. That way, we have a full day's worth of shit to talk about."
"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"
"Nah, bro, I'm using the two day rule. That way, we have a full day's worth of shit to talk about."
"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"
two day hangover
A two day hangover, is just that a hangover that lasts for two days. A common symptom of older amateur drinkers, trying to keep up with younger more professional drinkers.
Got so ratted on works do, now suffering from the two day hangover
two day rule
When you decide to refrain from talking, txting, IMing, etc. a guy for at least two days unless he talks to you first to prevent looking desperate or stalker-like.
Katie: "God, I like Josh so much"
Sarah: "No waay"
Katie: "Should I talk to him?"
Sarah" "Nah girl give it the two day rule"
Sarah: "No waay"
Katie: "Should I talk to him?"
Sarah" "Nah girl give it the two day rule"
Two Day Recovery
When a person decides to fully committed to a night out and needs two days to recover instead of one.
I might need a two day recovery after that night out.
two day gay
Someone who tests the gay waters for two days, takes it in the ass and realizes that it hurts to much to be gay.
My roommate was a two day gay the summer before college.