Two Shits
Over exaggeration of not caring.
I don't give two shits about you or your friends.
Two Shits
Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one shit that morning he/she will have done two.
Hey Bob, I totally did the biggest crap this morning
Aw... I did "TWO SHITS" shits yesterday
Aw... I did "TWO SHITS" shits yesterday
two shits
Something that a lot of people refuse to give.
Person: "I could give two shits.."
Me: "But you won't, huh?"
Person: "Nope!"
Me: "But you won't, huh?"
Person: "Nope!"
Two shits
Having a complete lack of care.
"I don't give two shits about the dolphins"
Two shits
1. A term used to describe something you don't give.
2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."
2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."
Harry: "That hurt my feelings."
Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."
Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."
Two-Shits
One who has to top any story, one upper
"Man!, I just took a big shit! Oh yeah, well I just took two!" hence "Two-Shits"
two-shit morning
Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.
In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.
In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.
You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.
Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.
Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.