two smoke

primitive internal combustion engine, powered by tank of burning fossils. easily distinguishing by voluminous clouds of blue smoke. Favourite bike choice of sooky floundering bench racers complaining of fouled spark plugs and cracked reed valves, whilst prophecising the ease of the 12 "simple & inexpensive" rebuilds per annum. get an effie and learn to ride!!!

completely blinded by unwaivering devotion to neanderthal technology 'kx250' could not see that his two smoke clanger is a piece of junk

Two Smoke

1. A girl that performs oral sex twice in one hook-up.

2. A girl that gives a blow job with another guy in the room, and then blows the other guy.

"Yo son, that Two Smoke blew me after the party and again before she left in the morning."

"Did you hear about Two Smoke Kate? She blew Anthony and then his buddy Chris."

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

A very consistent name for the movie.

See, there is an idiom "lock stock and barrel" which means "entirely, from top to bottom".

Also "Lock" is a slang for weed, "Stock" for money, and "barrel" for itself. The major elements in the movie are "copious amounts of ganja", £500,000.00 debt, and two antique shotguns which are used to fight Rory Breaker - who, by the way, is the most cruel and coolest gangster in the world.

It seemed meaningless and lame as a movie name at first, but it all appeared to me when I saw it. It was truely "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels".

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.

Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.

"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

A brilliant movie, which you can't help watching a million times without gettin bored.
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)

(From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)

- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells

A British gangster flick revolving around a set of Antique Rifles. Plot features a group of hustlers in debt to a shady crime kingpin/porn king, a couple low level thieves hired to steal rifles for said porn king. A stick up crew jacking a large amount of cash from a weed wholesaler, as for mentioned hustlers plotting to rob said stick up crew, while doing so with the pair of antique rifles bought from gun dealer, bought from thieves who were hired by porn king to steal rifles that they just sold to hustlers.
If you got lost its natural. Film by Guy Ritchie, considered a classic.
You will have to watch this three times to full understand the plot.
In my opinion, rightfully so but then again I'm not a certified movie reviewer.
Also in my opinion blows the crap out of "Boondock Saints" which was good in its own right.
For the record, I only put that there since I feel said movie is overrated in my opinion (but I'm sur the same is said with this movie) To be honest this a just a glorified Boondock Saints Rant

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells in a nutshell
Black Rubber Cock Murder Weapon thats all you need to know

Smoke Two Joints

1) A really good song by the punk-reggae band Sublime.

2) Literally smoking two joints at the same time or one after the other.

She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two? Well, the other two were female. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes...reefers.

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.

俚语	two smoke
释义	two smoke primitive internal combustion engine, powered by tank of burning fossils. easily distinguishing by voluminous clouds of blue smoke. Favourite bike choice of sooky floundering bench racers complaining of fouled spark plugs and cracked reed valves, whilst prophecising the ease of the 12 "simple & inexpensive" rebuilds per annum. get an effie and learn to ride!!! completely blinded by unwaivering devotion to neanderthal technology 'kx250' could not see that his two smoke clanger is a piece of junk Two Smoke 1. A girl that performs oral sex twice in one hook-up. 2. A girl that gives a blow job with another guy in the room, and then blows the other guy. "Yo son, that Two Smoke blew me after the party and again before she left in the morning." "Did you hear about Two Smoke Kate? She blew Anthony and then his buddy Chris." Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels A very consistent name for the movie. See, there is an idiom "lock stock and barrel" which means "entirely, from top to bottom". Also "Lock" is a slang for weed, "Stock" for money, and "barrel" for itself. The major elements in the movie are "copious amounts of ganja", £500,000.00 debt, and two antique shotguns which are used to fight Rory Breaker - who, by the way, is the most cruel and coolest gangster in the world. It seemed meaningless and lame as a movie name at first, but it all appeared to me when I saw it. It was truely "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels". Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie. Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously. "Well, suffice to say, he got pissed. "Well what happened?" "He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go." Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels A brilliant movie, which you can't help watching a million times without gettin bored. Best if you want to improve your Cockney =) (From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels) - Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle? - What d'you mean? - We grow copious amounts of ganja right? -( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah ! - And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells A British gangster flick revolving around a set of Antique Rifles. Plot features a group of hustlers in debt to a shady crime kingpin/porn king, a couple low level thieves hired to steal rifles for said porn king. A stick up crew jacking a large amount of cash from a weed wholesaler, as for mentioned hustlers plotting to rob said stick up crew, while doing so with the pair of antique rifles bought from gun dealer, bought from thieves who were hired by porn king to steal rifles that they just sold to hustlers. If you got lost its natural. Film by Guy Ritchie, considered a classic. You will have to watch this three times to full understand the plot. In my opinion, rightfully so but then again I'm not a certified movie reviewer. Also in my opinion blows the crap out of "Boondock Saints" which was good in its own right. For the record, I only put that there since I feel said movie is overrated in my opinion (but I'm sur the same is said with this movie) To be honest this a just a glorified Boondock Saints Rant Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells in a nutshell Black Rubber Cock Murder Weapon thats all you need to know Smoke Two Joints 1) A really good song by the punk-reggae band Sublime. 2) Literally smoking two joints at the same time or one after the other. She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two? Well, the other two were female. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes...reefers. I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
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