Twos up on a bastard
Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.
Try asking someone:
Try asking someone:
Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?
Twos up on a bastard
Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.
You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome