Bitch Pool
The process of not calling one's shots in a game of pool. The phrase was originally used in a game of pool by Edinboro University of Pennsylvania's very own Jeremy "Boss" Rickert.
Jeremey: Call your shots! This ain't bitch pool!
pool bitch
very much like a pool boy, only it is an extremely attractive female with a bad attitude. See also: pool bitch
Guy 1: Hey did you get your pool cleaned yet?
Guy 2: Yeah my pool bitch cleaned it last night.
Guy 2: Yeah my pool bitch cleaned it last night.
Local Swimming Pool Bitching
When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.
Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?
Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.
Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?
Elliot: I dislike the Shape.
Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog
Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.
Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?
Elliot: I dislike the Shape.
Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog