Tying A Knot
Cock and ball torture performed on dog furries.
"I saw a video of these two guys tying a knot. It killed a part of me, and not a little part, a BIG part."
Tying-the-knot
When you and your partner’s pubic hairs get tangled during intercourse.
I got caught tying-the-knot with Obama.
Captain Tying Knots
(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.
Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.
Tying the Balloon Knot
A gay wedding.
Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.