bitch posting
a lot like shit posting but when a girl does it and its only relatable to girls.
friend: oh have you seen this account that girl from our school is running?
me: ah yeah, its pretty much just bitch posting
me: ah yeah, its pretty much just bitch posting
Bitching Post
The person who you always Bitch to ( not Bitch about)
Could also be refered to as your bitching pal/buddy. He/she probably doesnt care what your saying, but just listens. ( occasionaly joins in)
Could also be refered to as your bitching pal/buddy. He/she probably doesnt care what your saying, but just listens. ( occasionaly joins in)
Tom: Argh, Tim is so annoying!
Luke: Yeah...
Tom: Sorry for being your Bitching Post by the way.
Luke: It's alright man...I don't like him anyway.
Luke: Yeah...
Tom: Sorry for being your Bitching Post by the way.
Luke: It's alright man...I don't like him anyway.
bitching post
Whevere someone talks to someone else and all they do is complain.
Whenever Kelly calls me she just complains about everything. I think Im just her bitching post.
bitch-me post
When someone posts something on a social-networking sight such as Twitter or Facebook, saying something mean with out using someone's name, but you know it's about you.
Taylor's Tweet: I cannot stand you. You are so annoying!
Jessica talking: Oh my gosh. That post is obviously about me.
The only reason she bitch-me posted it with out a name is so no one else knows how mean she can be.
Carly: Yeah I so agree. I'm just going to ignore Taylor for now. See how she likes it.
Jessica talking: Oh my gosh. That post is obviously about me.
The only reason she bitch-me posted it with out a name is so no one else knows how mean she can be.
Carly: Yeah I so agree. I'm just going to ignore Taylor for now. See how she likes it.
post-bitch snack
An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.
Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"
Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."
Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"
Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."
Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"
bed post bitch
My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.
Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!