Ty Jacobson
A term for a dummy thicc short king, with enough cake to feed an entire wedding reception.
-My gosh, look at that man, he's a Ty Jacobson for sure!
-His butt is so big if he fell on it he would just bounce straight up
-He has to use 2 folding chairs at the neighborhood barbecue
-His shorts size is XLT, xtremely lucously thiccc
-His butt is so big if he fell on it he would just bounce straight up
-He has to use 2 folding chairs at the neighborhood barbecue
-His shorts size is XLT, xtremely lucously thiccc