TypeScript
Microsoft's ripoff of JavaScript, which compiles back to normal JavaScript. It has a few more features, and is influenced by more languages.
Microsoft shamelessly plugs TypeScript into all of their coding-related products, like Monaco and Visual Studio Code
typescriptism
When someone hails or lewds Typescript
Someone: I want Typescript hentai
Me: I see you have been affected by Typescriptism
Me: I see you have been affected by Typescriptism