typewriter

an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways

Hey Karen! Look at this new typewriter i got! it even has automatic return!

typewriter

The act of pinning someone down and jamming your fingers into their collar bone, "typing", and then backhanding them to start a new line on the page. The processes is repeated as many times as desired.

"What happened to him?"
"Oh he just got typewritered."

typewriter

The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously.

"Bob, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to have to typewriter you!"

typewriter

the longest word that can be typed using only the top keys

typewriter- is that a COINCIDENCE?

typewriter

A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet.

Typical usage by a teenager:

www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com

Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.

typewriter

a word typed with only the top row of the keyboard.

typewriter

poor man's computer

Typewriter is the reason behind the least effective keyboard layout ever devised becoming a standard. Also known as QWERTY it is the primary source of fingerjams on a computer keyboard.

俚语	type writer
释义	typewriter an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways Hey Karen! Look at this new typewriter i got! it even has automatic return! typewriter The act of pinning someone down and jamming your fingers into their collar bone, "typing", and then backhanding them to start a new line on the page. The processes is repeated as many times as desired. "What happened to him?" "Oh he just got typewritered." typewriter The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously. "Bob, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to have to typewriter you!" typewriter the longest word that can be typed using only the top keys typewriter- is that a COINCIDENCE? typewriter A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet. Typical usage by a teenager: www.myspace.com www.myspace.com www.myspace.com www.myspace.com Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless. typewriter a word typed with only the top row of the keyboard. typewriter poor man's computer Typewriter is the reason behind the least effective keyboard layout ever devised becoming a standard. Also known as QWERTY it is the primary source of fingerjams on a computer keyboard.
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