Tyra's Forehead
The most diabolical, evil, tectonic plate smashing object you can ever fathom. It was said to be so immense the pokemon Waillord was unable to breed comfortably. The pure mass capable of blocking off the sun with one twist of the head. It was said the government used it as a shield to protect against asteroid belts for NASA spaceships.
Tim: "This Mansion is huge!"
Jim: "Like Tyra's Forehead?"
Tim: "Exactly."
Jim: "Like Tyra's Forehead?"
Tim: "Exactly."