Bitch Snorkel
When you just happen to be laying down and a dog (female) sits in your face in such a way that its vagina touches the tip of your nose, wetting it slightly.
"Hey, did you here about what happened to Sammy?"
"Yeah, he totally got bitch snorkeled by his cousins dog!"
"Ha, classic."
"Yeah, he totally got bitch snorkeled by his cousins dog!"
"Ha, classic."