UChicago

Although lesser known than its peer institutions like Harvard, Stanford, Princeton, and Yale, the University of Chicago is a place so nerdy and intellectually stimulating that it leaves you feeling like you've been beaten over the head by Aristotle while the dead hands of Milton Friedman shove an economics textbook down your throat. First years walk in as brainy little dorks and graduate as big burly scholarly men. AT THIS SCHOOL, YOU WILL LEARN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

Harvard's lesser-known, intellectually superior little brother.

UC Hicago is part of the university of Californian system and is located in Hicago, California.

It is know for being substantially lower on the collegiate pecking order than it’s peers like UC Berkeley or UCLA, frequently coming in even below UC Riverside in most rankings.

Students that go here are frequently miserable due to high work loads of basic arithmetic and color by the numbers sheets.

Notable alumnus include gonzo from the muppets and mister bean.

Where you go if you want to put in the same amount of work you would've at Harvard, but for a 3.3 instead of a 3.9. Grade deflation is real, and it's a menace.