UD Merch
Worthless merch that you’ll forget about and not even wear or use once you get them. You could also burn your money. Plus, who the hell wants to be seen in merch for fucking Urban Dictionary? That’s like wearing merch for 4chan or Reddit. It’s a complete waste of money. Don’t buy it at all costs.
Maxwell: I just bought this UD Merch, am I cool now?
John:How the fuck is that going to make people think you’re cool? Sometimes I just don’t understand you, Maxwell.
John:How the fuck is that going to make people think you’re cool? Sometimes I just don’t understand you, Maxwell.
UD merch!
You really got so bored you searched it up.
Sigh… I’m so bored and this stupid AD is here all the time I’ll just search up “UD merch!”