UFO

Abbreviation for "Unidentified Flying Object". The USAF defines a UFO as: Anything that relates to any airborne object which by performance, aerodynamic characteristics, or unusual features does not conform to any presently known aircraft or missile type, or which cannot be identified as a familiar object. (USAF Regulation 200-2)

Unidentified Flying Object. Has evolved from a simple military classification to a word synonomous with aliens, Roswell, conspiracy theories, and general paranormal nuts.

unclothed female object

The sexual act in which a man performs on a woman (preferably someone's mother). First all the lights are turned off for total darkness. Next the man slips a glow-in-the-dark condom over his penis and then begins to float around the dark room; thus giving the effect of a flying spaceship, or other un-identified floating object. The woman then is invited to catch such object with whatever she pleases, i.e. her mouth or other orifices. When the man grows weary of floating around, he then proceeds to crash-land his "ship" into the woman's "Area51”.

Unnecessary Financial Offering

Unequivocally Fucked Over. Being so incredibly screwed that nothing will even compare to how screwed you are.

UFO is an abbreviation for Ugly Fucking Oriental.