ugjt
what you get when you type "FUCK" on a dvorak keyboard, Stephen Hawking does this a lot when messing with the settings on his vegetable computer and then tries to continue to type as if he was using a qwerty keyboard, usually confuses the shit out of people when he talks.
"ugjt ,df yd. d.nn co mf t.fxrape ugjt.e gl" Translation to qwerty - "fuck why the hell is my keyboard fucked up"