uguvihohoon
You were expecting something witty, weren’t you? You thought “hey, if I mash the keyboard I might find something”, didn’t you? What sort of definition could you possible expect for a word as absurd as uguvihohoon? A fruit? A chemical Compound? A Dutch word for cocaine? No. You found nothing like that. You found an empty void, a perfect mirror of yourself. Turn the computer off. Leave your dark room, wading through the piles of energy drinks and alcohol as you struggle to locate the door. Get a job. Make friends. Find romance. Go live a life that’s more than festering in your own sweat because you haven’t taken a bath since early 2003 and drink Bud Light piss water.
What’s that you’re doing? Reporting this page because it hurt your ever so fragile emotions and self-confidence? Do that. See where it gets you. Reporting this will bring you only further away from your already impossible dreams. Grow up. Be a man / woman / however you identify. Learn to take even a tenth of the hits you dish out like you’re the Santa of stupidity in that FPS lobby. Cause this ain’t nothing. Learn to take a hit. Accept feedback and act on it in a positive manner. Be a human being.
For once.
What’s that you’re doing? Reporting this page because it hurt your ever so fragile emotions and self-confidence? Do that. See where it gets you. Reporting this will bring you only further away from your already impossible dreams. Grow up. Be a man / woman / however you identify. Learn to take even a tenth of the hits you dish out like you’re the Santa of stupidity in that FPS lobby. Cause this ain’t nothing. Learn to take a hit. Accept feedback and act on it in a positive manner. Be a human being.
For once.
Not a single human being would use the word uguvihohoon thinking it genuinely meant something.