ukelele

The sexual act of inserting your reproductive organ into the instrument most commonly referred to as the ukelele, and then playing the instrument. After playing the instrument with the reproductive organ inside, you would then be presented the options of either going super saiyan, or become gay. Naturally, the gay option is selected. After that, you would get the power of summoning rainbows at will, so like any smart person, you would summon the rainbow so that the end of it is positioned right in front of you. At the end of the rainbow you just summoned, you would find a tiny midget man that's willing to grant wishes. After you select your wish, the midget man will in fact not grant you your wish, but instead give you a ukelele. With this ukelele, the entire sexual act could be reenacted.

see ukulele.

a little japanese kid who became an internet phenomenon from his cover of jason mraz's "i'm yours." 3/4 of the comments on such videos consists of "AWWWWWWW," "CUUUTTTEEEEE," etc. i can guarantee you will have the same reaction, unless you have no heart.

Ukelele Hipsters are the coolest people you will ever meet. They are musicians who are also really cool. Basically if you want best friends for life, meet some ukelele hipsters.

The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.

When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet

the genre of music that twenty øne piløts sings.