Bitejob
A bad, toothy blowjob.
Ralph: How did it go with the girl you took back from the bar last night?
Robert: Not so good, I softened up after 5 minutes of a painful bitejob.
Ralph: Man that's too bad.
Robert: Not so good, I softened up after 5 minutes of a painful bitejob.
Ralph: Man that's too bad.
Bitejob
A blowjob, wherein shortly after reaching orgasm, the giver of the blowjob will take a cheeky bite of the recipient's cock, and then eat it.
Doctor: "So how did your penis become dis-attached from your body sir?"
Man: "My Ex gave me a Bitejob".
Man: "My Ex gave me a Bitejob".