bitglassed
Blocked from any and all work related accounts due to a software malfunction that is the epitome of an IT nightmare that effectively makes you a useless employee that your boss considers firing for the sheer shit of it.
“I can’t log into my account at work because of this stupid update, how am I supposed to work on my projects?”
“Shit man looks like you’ve been bitglassed, better find a new job”
“Shit man looks like you’ve been bitglassed, better find a new job”