Umberamber

Is an androgynous stuffed giraffe who loves to cuddle. Even though it smells like a gas station, the smell still reminds you of comfort and makes you happy. It likes longs walks on the beach and can down a whole keg of vodka in two seconds. It speaks in high voice that is somewhat like an elderly chipmunk. Don't get in his way when he is hungry, and especially when he is hungry for furry caterpillars.