umbrellaing
the use of an umbrella to block ejaculatory fluids from reaching the face.
Johnny: "Stop umbrellaing!"
Susie: "But I don't want your ejaculatory fluids on my face!"
Susie: "But I don't want your ejaculatory fluids on my face!"
The Umbrella
When you slide one finger up a girls butt, pull it out and sneak two fingers in with the second finger flush behind the first. Once they are both in, seperate and spread your fingers apart.
Last night my girl freaked when I gave her the umbrella.
Umbrella
ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
"Do you have an umbrella?"
The umbrella
When your arm is elbow deep inside of a girl or man(or wild animal if you are from Omaha) and you spread your fist open like an umbrella opening up.
Me and my boyfriend were playing ventriloquist last night and he had his arm elbow deep in my ass then he hit me with the umbrella and I don't think I'm gonna shit right for a week.
Umbrella
It's like a big hat, only it's not a hat...its an umbrella
One can stand under an umbrella to avoid being rained on.
Umbrella
A form of pleasuring a female, where one inserts their entire forearm into a woman's vaginal passage, and expands their hand fully when inside, resembling an umbrella.
"Yo Pete, how'd things go with Carolyn last night?
"Pretty good bro, she was diggin everything until I gave her an umbrella."
"Pretty good bro, she was diggin everything until I gave her an umbrella."
The Umbrella
Someone who has horrible game, he prevents every girl in his reach from getting wet. This may not always be the girl that The Umbrella himself is trying to hook up with.. sometimes The Umbrella is so big it prevents your girl from getting wet as well.
Man we were all gonna get laid, and then Eddie the Umbrella showed up and cock blocked all of us.
Man, he is such an Umbrella man, it was raining pussy up in here, and then boom Eddie showed up.... The Umbrella!
Man, he is such an Umbrella man, it was raining pussy up in here, and then boom Eddie showed up.... The Umbrella!