Umbreller

A feller (or fellow, if you're not a redneck) who follows you around and holds an umbrella over your head to protect you from the rain or sun. This service can be done voluntarily by someone like a boyfriend or it can be a paid service. Mariah Carey has people to carry her water bottles. You know she has an umbreller.

A female version of an umbreller is an umbrellass.

ABULEA GET THE UMBRELLERRRR #larryballs #maxinviradI’m

This act is very similar to the act of throwing shade. Instead of just having an attitude, however, you raise a small drink umbrella (commonly found in cocktails) above the person you wish to throw shade at and reprimand them for what they have said.

Umbrell (verb(əmbrɛl)). To shield oneself from falling entities such as rain.

Present tense: I umbrell; one umbrells
Past tense: One umbrelled
Past imperfect: One used to umbrell

Other connotations: enumbrell, brollify

The short, narrow strip of fabric attached to the outside of an umbrella. When used, it furls and tidies the fabric into neat folds and keeps it from flapping, taking up space and wetting those around it. Often it has a snap on the end that connects with its mate when the cord is in use. More modern umbrellas use Velcro instead of a snap.