Unbonerable
The act of not being able to attain a boner
(Doctor enters the room with a grave look on his face)
John: Doc Is something wrong?
Doctor: You have erectile dysfunction
John: ?
Doctor: Your dick is unbonerable
John: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: Doc Is something wrong?
Doctor: You have erectile dysfunction
John: ?
Doctor: Your dick is unbonerable
John: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Unbonerism
The inability to get an erection
Hey you see Mark there? Apparently he has unbonerism.