Bit of a Gareth
A colloquial term used in modern business when the act of email hyper-inflation of required language is performed, leading to a lack of engagement in the items raised in such emails, so as to negate their reason for being. This definition could indeed be referred to as "a bit of a Gareth".
"Here lad, did you read that email Geoff sent earlier?"
"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"
"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."
"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"
"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."